I’m a pretty normal guy—which, these days, is basically a superpower depending on who you ask.

Especially with what the liberal media cabal keeps pushing. I mean, how many seasons of Drag Race are there now, and not a single car? At some point, you’ve got to ask questions.

Small business owner, father of three—that I know about—and someone who pays attention to the real story, not just what’s trending.

I hear people throwing around terms like “DEI,” trans athletes, Pelosi—

and I just think, why are they trying to scare people with all these words?

Because if you have to explain it,

it’s probably not that strong to begin with.

And I don’t need a glossary to know when something doesn’t make sense.

That alone puts me ahead of about 90% of people out there just repeating things they heard somewhere without really thinking about it.

I didn’t grow up trying to be an “author” or anything artsy like that. I wanted to do something real, like a construction worker, a sailor, a police officer, a cowboy, maybe an Indian (I know I'm not supposed to say that word, but my grandma told me im 1/8 Cherokee, so I can) with headdress, or one of those guys who makes black leather goods and wears a leather hat. A job that actually means something.

But then I started noticing things weren’t adding up.

And instead of ignoring it, I leaned in.

People need straight talk.

And I’ve been told—by multiple professionals—that I’m one of the straightest talkers they’ve ever come across.

A lot of people say, “Well, who are you to say all this?”

And my answer is always the same:

“Someone who loves you.”

Like Princess Leia says to Hands Solo in the Ewok propaganda movie that they try to play off as Star Wars canon.

Writing it, honestly.

I’m always thinking. Always talking. A lot of good ideas. My friends have been telling me for years, “You should write a book.”

Turns out… it’s harder when you actually sit down to do it.

I could’ve made this book a lot longer. There’s a lot more I know.

Pages, honestly.

Like my theory that George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush are the same guy—just aging forward.

Or how the appliances in The Flintstones might’ve been based on something real.

But then it becomes like everything else—too many explanations, too many disclaimers, too much trying to prove every single point.

I didn’t want that.

I wanted something people could actually get through.

Which is also why we added pictures.

That helped more than I expected.

At a certain point, you have to trust the reader to keep up.

And if they can’t… there are other books for that.

They tend to be longer.

And from what I’ve seen, people don’t always finish those either.

You’ll get through it quicker than you think.

And once you do… you’ll understand why I didn’t need to say more.